1. Coffee, then the first foreboding of the day.
2. I murder innocence and flee on a snowmobile. (winter version)
3. An attractively dressed man runs at me with a hammer. Luckily his target is the man behind me.
4. I spontaneously regain the composure I lost in 1998.
5. "I stepped off the curb. I don't remember anything after that."
6. A friendship expires without my knowing it, as does something in my refrigerator.
7. I finally begin to live.
8. Not unhappy enough to go dancing, not angry enough to masturbate.
9. I am invited to a party where I witness terrible mingling.
10. In the morning, quiet contentment and serene repose. In the evening, renal failure.