Random knuckle itch, a feeling of mild foreboding, a feeling of giddy optimism, scalp tightness, tingling in the extremities, ache in the joints, bladder slosh, thoughts burdened by a blunted dullness, thoughts burdened by an awful clarity, inchoate lust, annoying tumescence unrelated to inchoate lust, ill-fitting skin, ocular crusting, pore ooze, general mental disquiet, cranial awareness, neck torque, eyebags, dry ankles, nonspecific dread, specific dread, "here we go again, fuck"-type feeling, desperate coffee ambitions, childish hope, geriatric resignation, blank staring, etc.

Short version: Not sexy.