We have another member of this charming but offbeat household, a floofy white Samoyed named Albion. I sometimes walk Albie in the middle of the night, it's like being led by a ghost on a leash.

Some good anagrams of my name:

a conniver odor
Rona Crone Void
coriander novo
Red "Onion" Carvo
craved in orono
Ervin A. Rocondo
Andre Roovonic
acid noon rover
over-acrid noon
Dr. Ovine Racoon
Riven Coronado
Conrad Overion
indoor car oven
Orion Evan Cord
Rod Novocainer
do no carnivore!
Veronica Rondo
cornea donor IV
Nardoo Corvine
Raven Coronoid
coroner Don Via
Verdi A. O'Connor
Dr. Neva Orinoco

If I ever write porno my nom de plume is going to be Conrad Overion. Nardoo Corvine is good for science fiction. I am much more likely to write porno than science fiction. Actually Conrad could also write trashy unauthorized biographies of minor celebrities, like for instance Of No Sexual Interest To Anyone: The Life and Times of Tina Yothers.