I would be thrilled and delighted to be part of your organization. I don't know what else to say really, I'm pretty much lost when it comes to this kind of thing. If you take me on I will do my best, is that a good thing to say? Probably not, probably in some book I should've read they tell you never, ever to say you'll do your best, for some strategic reason. It probably sounds like pleading, or it suggests an awareness that your best is all you have to offer in lieu of actual skills.

Your questions are casually put but carefully crafted, that much is clear, which means you are listening very, very closely not only to the substance of my responses but also to the possibly revealing ways my responses are fashioned, which makes me feel self-conscious and causes my answers to come out differently, as if someone else is speaking, some perky stranger who has taken over my mind and is overly fond of words like "delighted" and turns of phrase I'd never actually use like "be that as it may" and "going forward" and "having said that" but of course you would say that this is precisely the point, that in fact that so-called stranger is me, the real me caught off-guard, exposed to the world by your artful interrogation. So what you think you know is that some part of me is interested in "team building" when the truth is that this part of me is probably more interested in being sodomized by the building maintenance guy I saw up on a ladder on my way in. Semantics, really.