Floor plan of apprehension
- Dining room: Where random piles of junk are kept. No dining takes place here. Contains wall that dog barks at for no reason.
- Living room: Where dining takes place. Largest room in the house. Name is a cruel misnomer and mockery.
- Bedroom: Chamber for sleeping, therefore the site of lifelong agony. Also traditionally used for sex, therefore the site of lifelong agony.
- Kitchen: Contains freezer, where all meals are kept in colorful cardboard boxes. Sharp knives also reside here.
- Garage: Adjunct to the house itself, this is where the car is stored, the car which forever promises an escape from a life of crushing tedium.
- Attic and cellar: Dark, dank, unfinished rooms at the top and bottom of the house. Zones of crawling insects, nightmares, and primal fears.
- Bathroom: Tiny room of lurking terror, where figures are glimpsed in the foggy mirror and shadowy forms discerned behind the shower curtain. Note window above the toilet that's probably too small to fit through, so don't even try when the time comes.
- Closet: Storage space for clothes, board games, and evil. Note door slightly ajar revealing black vertical strip of nerve-wracking mystery.
- Crawlspace: Small claustrophobic volume of space in the margins of the home, where one can hide during the atrocities, or where one's lifeless body can be hidden from authorities.
- Backyard: Badminton, shallow grave, ancient Indian burial ground.