I came down from the mountain bearing two tablets. My journey was arduous, my trials many. I assumed a countenance of stern authority and, holding one tablet aloft in each hand, proclaimed to the assembled villagers:

"I have brought you these magnificent tablets!"

There was a pause as they looked, agape, and then cries from various members of the crowd:

"We told you to get liquid gel caps!"

"Take them back and exchange them, can't you do anything right?"

"Asshole!"

The crowd groaned as one before turning away in disgust. A few stones were thrown, one hit me in the shoulder. It hurt.

It turns out I'd also forgotten the coupon they'd given me, having left it in my other pants.