Hey guys, take this simple quiz to reveal hitherto latent homosexual tendencies!

1. When your buddy playfully punches you in the shoulder, you respond to this physical contact by:

a. punching him back in similar fashion
b. taking him shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch

2. When you think you stepped in gum and want to check the bottom of your shoe, you:

a. bend your leg in front of you, over the other leg, and briefly glance down scowling
b. throw your foot out behind you and look back over your shoulder at it while holding your arms out to the sides like a ballerina and raising your eyebrows in an exaggerated fashion

3. Without thinking about it, quickly choose a bird:

a. a white swallow
b. a vagina bird