Pick up, it's me. Come on, it's me. Listen, I know this sounds incredible, but this evening I solved the mystery of existence while snacking. I'm freaking out, I mean I know what it all means, it came to me, it hit me like I don't know what, it was like boom, I nearly wet my pants. I was just sitting here eating these, you know those Pepperidge Farm cookies? The Milanos? No, wait, not the Milanos. The little square shortbread ones, what are they? I think all Pepperidge Farm cookies are Milanos, I've never even had the Milanos. Wait, yes I have. Anyway, pick up, I know you're there. Listen hurry up this is going to run out and I need to tell you this. I know it sounds ridiculous, I hardly believe it myself, but it's true. Chessmen! They're like Lorna Doones. Anyway, it's