All my abandoned projects, look at this bulging accordion file. Started and forgotten. Look at this one, my search for the yeti. That one barely got off the ground, I never even made travel arrangements or got a passport. And this one, my movie treatment, Love In a Bento Box. I just lost interest after the first CGI test reels looked so unconvincing. How about this, my album of country songs, Chafin'. That one included a planned duet with Tammy Wynette. It fell apart when I was told she was deceased. I have no follow-through, no mental stamina. My idea for that combination brothel/laundromat? Never got beyond the initial planning stages, I got stuck on the name. Ho's. Get it, Ho's? Like playing on the name of a chinese laundry and the word ho? I know, it's stupid, I never really recovered after that. Ho's. How dumb can you get.