Unmarked open manhole, fatally large hail, accidently ingested poison due to careless mislabeling (paprika), hit by unconscious heavy bird, hit by bullet train while lost in thought (mentally spending income tax return), caught in crossfire in marginal neighborhood of Kigali, Rwanda, vendetta by enemies unknown (Zamboni machine), pinned against storefront by elderly woman in large sedan who later dubiously claimed mysterious "reversal" of gas and brake pedals, caught in sudden ape dispersal (misunderstood sign), clubbed with lumber by mob of raging autistics, choked on food from eating too fast (embarrassing), overrun by rare suburban driver ants while napping, ball lightning entering through open window, smoldering rage ignited by careless cigarette, bludgeoned by Golden Globe award, cat scratch fever, buried alive as a joke then forgotten, hot air balloon ride of terror in wine country, laughed too hard (comedy-related aneuryism), tripped and fell on escalator at mall (pushed by young people), stabbed at state fair (mistaken identity?), air show disaster in Germany (caught on amateur video), drowned in shower (never explained), horrifying intestinal parasite (unclean?), sugar shock, encounter with rabid raccoon (rabies), poked in eye by one of those popular oversized umbrellas on crowded sidewalk (brain swelling), sucked from airplane, overzealous Heimlich manuever by untrained stranger at Sizzler, hit by celebratory gunshots fired in air by joyous Mexicans two blocks away, mezzanine collapse (analyzed on Discovery channel with computer simulation), drunken snorkeling incident, misdiagnosed bubonic plague, engulfed in flames at theme park, succumbed to terminal remorse, unchecked infection after routine cosmetic surgery (coupon booklet), sleepwalking tragedy, flash flood (waving arms from swollen culvert on the evening news, nothing could be done), part of a group of looters who fought amongst themselves during blackout (broke into hardware store for sharper weapons), vanished from carnival after winning giant stuffed panda, zoo mishap (dubbed Independence Day Stampede, actually on July 3rd), beaten by street mime's touchy friend, swarm of Africanized "killer" bees, bleacher collapse (union reprimanded), smothered with kindness, plummeting ski lift, Benihana carnage, and so on.